Looking for a Sugar mumma... *

I am a poor immigrant from Australia, currently looking for a Sugar mumma to provide the following services for me... Wine and Dine me, Buy be superficial things, let me drive her Ex Husbands Porsche, Provide a place to live, Give me a really nice weekly allowance, Live in an affluent area like Hamstead or Chelsea. ...and have a holiday villa in south of Spain, Tenerife etc. If you can provide at least 6 out of the 7 things listed, please dont hesitate to reply.